| Height: | 6-3 |  |
| Age: | 27 | |
| College: | Mount St. Mary’s | |
| Hometown: | Charlotte, NC | |
| Club: | DBJ, American Hyperbole | |
| Bio: | Jon Pressimone led the team in goals last season, a title he’s willing to relinquish only because there will be many more scores this year. He brings with an ethic comparable to that of Yohan Blake, yet somehow maintains a lighthearted approach. He keeps our heads held high, but has no issues looking down upon the defender unfortunate enough to let him score. |